When my brothers are tired they’re funny so I talk to them, so today when my brother was tired I asked him if he’s ever seen South Pacific and he said “That is an airplane song”. I was actually a little proud that he sort of knew what it was.
using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
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